Monday, March 8, 2010

Sucsess!!!! Sort of...

I decided to take my inquiry within the confines of the local Barnes and Nobles and set up shop in the teen section. At this point, I approached every person who ventured into the teens section and asked the person if they liked vampire books. I got varying responses ranging from very enthusiastic words of approval and groans of distress. One individual in the second category went so far as to shout obscenities at me. Despite my endeavours I failed to deduce anything of meaning from this venture. Take your own morale from this tale.

Tuesday, March 2, 2010

On the mass production of vampire books.

With the success of Twilight, all of the bookstores have decided to mass produce a multitude of vampire books. I can not contemplate why the idea of some pale faced guy sucking all your blood out is appealing to people. This sudden invasion of bookstores makes me lament the loss of all those cherished novels that had once adorned the shelves of the teen sections. Shall all of these wonderful books fade into obscurity. I have decided to pick up one of these vampire books to see why they appeal to the general populace.