Sucsess!!!! Sort of...

I decided to take my inquiry within the confines of the local Barnes and Nobles and set up shop in the teen section. At this point, I approached every person who ventured into the teens section and asked the person if they liked vampire books. I got varying responses ranging from very enthusiastic words of approval and groans of distress. One individual in the second category went so far as to shout obscenities at me. Despite my endeavours I failed to deduce anything of meaning from this venture. Take your own morale from this tale.